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You Can Now Buy a Ballsack Backpack, And it’s Not Pretty

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Is there anything as unsettling as seeing a random guy’s bull sack in its full glory? Well, a fashionable-progressive guy has released a ballsack backpack that looks so real, you might go blind just looking at it.

Demand for the ‘stylish’, fully-unadulterated bag went through the roof after a photograph of a man wearing the vividly-realistic scrotum rucksack went viral on social media.

Such is the demand that Daniel Bitton, the owner and creator of the aptly-called ‘Scrote Tote’, launched an IndieGogo crowdfunding campaign to raise money for its mass production. He clearly wants everyone and their grandmother wearing his monstrosity, and you can’t blame him.

What’s the price for one, you ask? Why, $69, and we don’t think that price choice is a coincidence…

In his quest to raise $33,000, Bitten released a promotional video encouraging people to donate…

If all goes according to plan, the Scrote Tote’ could go on sale for $120, although those who donate to the campaign could get it for cheaper price of $69.

Hey, if some people can wear their heart on their sleeves, why can’t others wear their testicles on their backs? At the rate things are going, we may actually soon see hairy nut sacks on sale at Sport Chek or even Athletes World.

The world is about to get uglier…

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