A new study has revealed something disturbing about man beards — they contain more feces than some toilets!
Apparently, it is not just food, beverages, germs/bacteria, insects and birds that get caught in facial hair — you can now add actual sh*t to the list.
Admittedly, the test subjects of KOAT Albuquerque’s study were some dirty fellas that don’t know what water and soap is, but the thought of poop in a beard still makes me want to hurl.
Do us a favor, guys, take a shower regularly if you plan on having a mane. You know, for the sake of your children and good hygiene…