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Study Shows Beards Contain More Feces Than Some Toilets



Feces in beard, toilet

A new study has revealed something disturbing about man beards — they contain more feces than some toilets!

Apparently, it is not just food, beverages, germs/bacteria, insects and birds that get caught in facial hair — you can now add actual sh*t to the list.

Man with big beard

Admittedly, the test subjects of KOAT Albuquerque’s study were some dirty fellas that don’t know what water and soap is, but the thought of poop in a beard still makes me want to hurl.

ALSO READ: It’s Official — Women Hate The Famous ‘Man Bun’

Do us a favor, guys, take a shower regularly if you plan on having a mane. You know, for the sake of your children and good hygiene…

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