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Man Throws Surprise Party to Catch His Cheating Wife



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The last thing any man needs is a blatantly cheating girlfriend or wife, because god knows it’s one of the worst feelings in the world. When one man suspected he was being cheated on, he actually threw a “surprise” birthday party for his wife, inviting her family and friends in a genius plot to catch her in the act.

“So I had a feeling she was cheating as she set off a lot of red flags. Constantly laughing and smiling when texting, saying it was just her mother when I asked. Needing to stay late every night after work,” the man told The San Francisco Globe. “When I’d call in her co-workers said she left hours ago. When I asked her what was going on she’d laugh it off and say it was just something they did to each other at the office all the time.”

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Now, if that’s not enough evidence that his wife was playing around, I don’t know what is. There is more…

“You see after asking her what she wanted to do on her birthday this year she was rather insisted on me going out of town with my friends as she just had to work anyways and didn’t want to be reminded she was aging. “So I know something is up and after finding a bottle of champagne and two glasses hidden in my closest something in me snaps.”

Rather than let out his inner Hulk and smash, he decided to instead set one hell of a trap…

“So I do what any sensible man would have done. I leave and go to my friends house pretending like I am going out of town. While there I call up her mother, father, sister and several of her friends. I tell them how I want to give her a big surprise by sneaking into her room with party streamers, kazoos and a big cake with candles. Sounds fun right?! Well, boy was it.”

Brilliant! This man is a genius! Now time to set the trap…

“I had everyone meet me outside our apartment at 8:30 in the morning. We all pile in the elevator (about 8 of us in total); her mother is holding the cake and I’m reminding everyone to be as quiet as they can be. I put my key in and unlock the door; we all sneak in and make our way down the hall towards the bedroom. Each holding a kazoo and her mom holding the cake grinning from ear to ear.”

This is getting tense, very tense. Time to spring the trap…

“Well as I throw open the door, we all yell surprise! But the surprise was on us and there was my wife, butt naked with her lover staring at us wide eyed. Mom drops the cake, sister screams, father begins to shout. I pretend like I’m horrified to which her friends try to push everyone out while yelling at her.”

What about his cheating wife’s reaction?

“My wife, excuse me, ex-wife is sobbing and screaming how could I while the lover is desperately trying to put his pants on while running out of the place. Needless to say, it was one of the best birthday presents I have ever given.”

Sadly, one of the biggest “taboo” topics is how to deal with a cheating spouse. While talking about the matter is frowned upon and discouraged, the true victim in this relationship was the man. His marriage may not have ended well but at least he has an interesting story to tell.

Do you have any interesting “cheating girlfriend / wife” stories to share yourself?

Story via The San Francisco Globe

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