Awkward Boners – Creepy Guy Edition

For most men, controlling the one-eyed snake is virtually impossible, often times resulting in some awkward and embarrassing situations. We could always cut them off, but that’s never going to happen.

The following guys got boners at REALLY bad times, and we can all relate…

This guy must be in excruciating pain…

Wait a minute, that’s not a women…

I wonder who he’s dreaming about and what he’s doing to her…

That’s one swarthy horndog…

That’s not a hot dog, dude…

He’s completely gone…

Imagine this creep standing behind you…

Is someone feeling lonely?

A nuclear bomb couldn’t wake this guy up…

He’s too happy and so is his member…

Don’t bother this guys… very important phone call…

Long ride, very long ride…

I wonder what they are talking about…

He can’t wait for the honeymoon…