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Guy Caught Masturbating Ejaculates in Front of Family

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While many people were busy celebrating Easter Sunday, one 17-year-old guy was ejaculating in front of his whole family.

Apparently, when his parents and sister headed out to pick up grandma and grandpa, he saw it as a good time to start beating his meat, thinking he would be alone for at least 20 minutes. Boy was he wrong!

Here is his crazy story:

“Right as they leave I run into my room, drop my pants and start beating my meat. Not even at a slow pace, this was some sort of hyper-wank. Due to the fact that I didnt have a wank for the past week, I decided to turn up the volume on my headphones for maximum “adult entertainment” experience.”

What can we say? He takes his masturbation very seriously…

“I get a gut feeling to stop, but my dick says go on. So I keep stroking the noodle and carrying on with no mercy for the doodle. (My room is in the middle of the apartment, right in front of the front door).”

Should have gone with the gut feeling instead of the good feeling…

“That fatefull moment when I hear my parents yell ‘Alex were home!’ I had two options, close the hardcore porn that I was watching, or cover up. I chose the wrong option…”

What’s life without difficult decisions?

“Quickly slamming my laptop and riping off my headphones gave me no time to hide my hairy hot dog. About to splooge I try to cover myself, that was a bad idea. The moment my hand touched my diddlestick, I ejacualted. I ended up getting semen all over my shirt and face. My grandparents, sister and parents stood and gasped with horror as I let out a half moan half shriek. I tried to run to the bathroom glazed in cum, past my family trying to cover my face as well as my slowly fading erection at the same time.”

Only if he had big enough hands to cover both his face and entire body…

“After dozens of semen based jokes, my father eventually came into my room and gave me the “talk”. He especially emphasized the words “CUMING to age” but other than that he threw a pack of XTRA Safe condoms at me and told me to use them wisely. My grandparents are still shocked and do not want to talk to me what so ever. (typical ukranian grandparents ashamed of their fast and furious masturbating grandson).”

Whoa! 17-years-old and his father hadn’t given him the ‘talk’? No wonder his Ukrainian grandparents will be scarred for life. What is your most embarrassing masturbation story?

via Reddit

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