In what universe can a man get paid to sleep with prostitutes, you’re probably wondering? Short answer: In our universe, and the man in question is a 60-yeear-old called John.
You see, this seemingly lucky guy is a sex industry private investigator that gets paid to uncover prostitutes and brothels. He does so by getting them to give him a handjob and a lot probably more than he would like to disclose…
His job role was revealed during a court-case in which Hornsby Council (Australia) lost a battle with a massage parlour after failing to provide enough sexual evidence to increment the parlour as a brothel.
Fortunately (or unfortunately) for John, it isn’t a 9 to 5 gig but rather something to do in his spare time. He’s only called to go under cover every few weeks, when there is an investigation in need of his expertise
Here is what he had to say:
If you looked hard enough, you might be able to find a massage parlour that doesn’t offer sexual services. In my experience there have only been three premises where I have gone in and not been offered that service some time during the course of the treatment.
The man seems to know what he’s talking about and likely works very hard. One question, though, how the hell did he land this job and with what qualifications? Inquiring minds want to know…