A 39-year-old American man called 911 on wife after she allegedly stole his cocaine, possibly the stupidest thing he’s ever done.
“Me and my lady’s having a misunderstanding n’ shit about something I bought,” Robert Collins (pictured above) told police. “I bought some cocaine earlier, and she wanted to take my cocaine.”
While chatting with the police, he gets off the line and presumably enters the living room, where he spouts off a few “fucks” and “shits” at his wife. He returned to the line only to finally realize who he was talking to.
Listen to how it all went down…
That’s some funny stuff, right? Too bad the police didn’t feel that way. A squad car arrived to the residents and arrested Collins for drug possession. According to a report obtained by The Smoking Gun, he “had a pipe used to smoke marijuana in his possession” and was “arrested and charged with misuse of 911 and drug paraphernalia.”