Connect with us

Men's Humor

You Can Now Charge Your Smartphone by Masturbating

Introducing the the Wankband, “the first gadget for the wearable tech era that allows men to love the planet by loving themselves. More specifically, it’s a device that generates power by motion and adapts naturally to your routine, working during your most relaxed and self-gratifying moment of the day, and generating electricity from a natural source — masturbation manpower!

The energy generated by the Wankband can be used to power your smartphone, laptop, camera, tablet or any mobile device with a USB port.

Organize eco-orgies and turn your jobless roommate into a productive member of society. Better yet, when your girlfriend or wife catches you in the act, you can simply tell her you’re just trying to save on the electricity bill. The possibilities are endless…

Oh, women can use the Wankband too, but who cares about their gratification…

Want More Content Like This?

Just Enter Your Email Below

I agree to have my personal information transfered to MailChimp ( more information )

I will never give away, trade or sell your email address. You can unsubscribe at any time.