It’s Valentine’s Day again, which means pondering day and night about what to get your special woman. Now, before you decide to go with the usual box of chocolates for the upteenth time, why not get her a chocolate mold of your asshole instead?
Aptly called EdibleAnus, the chocolate butthole is pretty much what you expect it to be. For $38.95 (not including shipping), you can get five boxes of white, milk and dark chocolate starfish that will make you seem like the most thoughtful boyfriend, husband or stalker on Valentine’s.
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Magnus Irvin, the mastermind behind the peculiar, first started by casting his own anus, but not all went according to plan:
“I poured the stuff in me bum and it all run past me nuts into me face.”
As for exactly how an Edible Anus is made, Irvin makes a cast of your asshole, which he then uses to mold the chocolate. This helps ensure there is no unwanted “ingredients” in the mix…
Would your woman prefer an Edible Anus over jewelry? If the answer is yes, she’s a keeper.