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Guy Only Has 100 Orgasms Left Before Penis Stops Working

100 orgasms left

While not as devastating as having your penis and testicles chopped off, being told that you have a finite number of orgasms left in your life has to be a nightmare for every man. Unfortunately for one unlucky guy, that nightmare is very real.

The unnamed 34 year- old went to get a physical only to be blindsided when his doctor revealed he only had 100 more orgasms left until his penis stopped working. The condition is supposedly called ideopathic fibrosis of the corpora cavernosa and — if real — should be feared.

This is what he wrote to the Bro Bible:

Basically, there’s a reservoir in your penis that fills with blood when you have an erection. In my case, every time I get hard, it causes an autoimmune reaction, which causes a scar tissue build-up in the reservoir. Ultimately, the scar tissue will make it impossible to ever get a boner again. I’m the first case anyone’s ever seen, and no one can tell me why it’s happening. I don’t wear briefs or hang out in saunas.

There’s been no blunt force trauma to the balls. Some of the women from my past have suggested it’s karma, and I’m actually starting to believe it.

He has tried every conceivable therapy and medication out there, but nothing works. And after going through the five stages of grief, he has accepted his fate…

I feel like I need to be super selective with women, as if all of a sudden I’m gonna start banging Victoria’s Secret models. Like I deserve it now, in some sort of twisted Make a Wish for a Dying Penis bid.”

And lately, I’m terrified of sex itself. I slept with one woman since the diagnosis, but when she wanted to go for a second round, a wave of incredible panic swept over me. I burst into a cold sweat and my chest felt like it was gonna cave in on itself. Since then I’ve been chaste as a fucking nun, but I toss and turn all night with crazy, disturbing sex dreams, and now I’m worried that I’ll lose a nut to a wet dream

Even so, life remains a nightmare…

I’m terrified of sex itself. I slept with one woman since the diagnosis, but when she wanted to go for a second round, a wave of incredible panic swept over me. I burst into a cold sweat and my chest felt like it was gonna cave in on itself.

Since then I’ve been chaste as a fucking nun, but I toss and turn all night with crazy, disturbing sex dreams, and now I’m worried that I’ll lose a nut to a wet dream.

We feel for the guy, but we’re glad it’s not us. Can you imagine a life with ideopathic fibrosis of the corpora cavernosa?

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