There have been many ridiculous doctors’ notes written in the history of mankind but probably none as ridiculous as the one issued to Shaun. Who is Shaun, you ask? Why, he’s a British guy that’s terrible in bed, has an apparent good relationship with his doctor, and might be a genius.
After injuring his back at work and then again in bed, the wise guy came up with a brilliant idea to avoid doing bedroom work. He somehow got his doctor to write him a note (shown above) that reads:
He WILL BE UNFIT TO CONTINUE his USUAL OCCUPATION or SEXUAL services. Shaun can only take part in sexual activity flat on his back with minimal effort on his part.
Shaun may have just rewritten the rule book. In addition to having his wife or girlfriend look at it, we wonder if he also brought the note to work…